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Boring

Lay over to the green side of the bed
so I may gargle in your ear

Evening sickness brings on
terrifying black passes

Resulting in orange tea
leaf dreams

At the side of a bowl
cracked, perhaps

Is this porcelain?
Is there a cheaper way to make these?

Leftovers, the green side of
the bed has brought too many

Kicks and snores
And now "are boring."

Off the Top

elate! the grand slapper has come
and gone

15 year virgins and
windshield wiper blades covered
in vaginal saps

on a drive
to the beer city
undergoing transparent
rearrangements of love
(and I hate to use
that word)